Drinking to forget

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender
asked, “What’s wrong.”

The guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry about that buddy.”

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, “What’s wrong now?” To which the guy
responds that he found out that his older son was gay, too. The
bartender says that he’s sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas. The
bartender burst out, “Isn’t anyone in your family gettin’ any
pussy?!” and the guy looks up and sneers, “Yeah, my wife!!!!!”

Identity Crisis

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,
spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked
him, “Are you a real cowboy?” To which he replied, “Well, I have
spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences. I guess I am.”

After a short while, he asked her what she was.
She replied, “I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I
eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of
women.”

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
To which he replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out
that I’m a lesbian.”

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